HELLO LJ.

It's 5am--the best time, naturally, to have a drive-by update about two very important things:

A) I've started watching Luther. This may or may not have been prompted by my suddenly confusing Ruth Wilson and Rose Wilson, as you do, but the point is YES. YES, EVERYTHING I'VE EVER WANTED. It's got Idris Elba not making me as sad as he ( Read more... )

I just want you to know that I am one episode away from finishing season three of Grey's Anatomy, that-TV-show-I-don't-like-except-Kate-Walsh, and what is that George and Izzie thing? Who thought that was a rational place to go? Where was I years ago when someone needed punching? Who even hurts a dorky teddy bear cage fighter a.k.a. Callie ( Read more... )

The new Birds of Prey is making me wonder if it's just me or Gail Simone decided to live write every week month like shark WTF week month. (Damn, that was a lot of... Strikethrough-ing. Strikingthrough. Arch-nemesis...es...is?) Personally, I'm upset that this White Canary lady doesn't know how uncool it is to call Dinah Lance siu jerk jai unless ( Read more... )

GO SPAIN!

Possibly, I'm bitter that the Netherlands a) even made it that far b) KICKED MY TEAM OUT, but mostly I'm happy that their bullshit theatrics weren't rewarded in the end. DO NOT DIVE, DO NOT KICK PEOPLE IN THE CHEST, DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT $200.

(And go Paul the Octopus LOLLLL.)

Also, guys, guys. There is an RPF alternative to ( Read more... )

WHY IS READING ABOUT GROWN MEN CRYING MAKING ME SAD? Poor Slovenia, with their tiny country thing, and only fifteen journalists covering their adventures in South Africa. I'M SORRY I SAID YOU SUCKED. True story: I can never get over the fact Ljubljana is a real word, let alone a real place (I can accept that it's the kind of place where Tori Amos ( Read more... )

Sometimes in life you'll be talking about how Leighton Meester looks ~deep in thought~ while sniffing hair product, probably because it smells like the hair of some girl she slept with and can't really remember (like New Lover.)

And sometimes in life this conversation will lead to people like pirateygoodness saying Leighton and Cara have things in common (see: ( Read more... )

SO. This video is like a neat little magic box and every time you open it something new and exciting pops out. Porn starts! The diner from NCIS/random gay porn! And didn't the other Great Dane that used to be in GaGa's videos die poisoned IRL? I AM TRYING TO REMEMBER, THIS IS OBVS VERY IMPORTANT AND FUNNY.

Also important and funny: BITCH SHIPS IT ( Read more... )

If you have read this post by some ridiculous pirate loser who does not take my Evil seriously, you may have wondered (for about 2 seconds) who's Mary? what ridiculous thing?

( This ridiculous thing )

GUYS, IT'S RAINING. I AM SO HAPPY I HAD TO UPDATE ( Read more... )

Check me out, it's the end of the semester and I did absolutely nothing today. Obvious academic example sitting right here. It's not like I have a billion things to write/read, I can just sit here and feel secondhand embarrassment for Spain after managing to lose to the US in the Confederations Cup ( Read more... )